Scott Disick has spent much of the past yr brainstorming progressive ways to hit all-time low.
We are mainly referencing to Disick’s efforts to drink himself to death, in fact.
However the 34-year-old dad of two has additionally additionally been alienating his loved ones in ways in which do not contain pickling his liver.
Take, for instance, Scott’s relationship with Sofia Disick.
Yes, consider it or not, Scott is unquestionably courting the 19-year-old daughter of Lionel, probably in some misguided attempt at revenge.
(Sofia previously dated Justin Bieber, who was briefly hooking up with Scott’s baby mama, Kourtney. Can somebody get these folks on a 24/7 Truman Show-style soap opera already?)
At first, we figured this may play out in concerning the same approach as Disick’s relationship with Bella Thorne:
Scott would drag Sofia across the globe on a bender for a couple of days; at 1st it will appear new & exciting; still eventually, she would grow tired of cleaning up the vomit of a guy who’s not allowed to see his children.
However sadly for all involved (particularly Sofia) it appears like these two are in it for the long haul.
In accordance to People magazine, Scott & Sofia are at present vacationing in Mexico, where they have been seen riding jetskis collectively & making out on the beach.
â€œScott likes having her around,â€� a source tells the magazine.
â€œShe isnâ€™t a wild party bash animal.â€�
So, wait … Scott likes having Sofia around 'cause she is not a wild party bash animal?
Somebody ought to’ve told him in that his three children & their mother aren’t wild party bash animals, both.Â
Perhaps he would not have run off!
Anyway, Scott’s reportedly been hesitant to place a brand on the connection, still as 19-year-olds are wont to do, Sofia is diving right in to this thing:
â€œSofia calls Scott her beau,â€� the source states.
â€œShe reckons he’s the most effective.â€�
Wow. “The most effective” is not sometimes a cycle you hear applied to Scott unless he is collaborating in a Jager-guzzling contest, or one thing.
Well, we guess we’ll just go ahead & wish acceptable luck to those two.
Oh, additionally, ideas & prayers to Lionel Richie, who we are assuming has endured several major coronary events up to now few weeks.